By Matt Stuart | Published | No Comments
Week 8 of the NFL season saw the Eagles explode for their best offensive output of the season. Tua and the Dolphins may still lack a win against a team with a winning record, but Tua is now 6-0 against a head coach that has won six Super Bowls. So I think that counts for something. The Bengals may not have figured out the month of September just yet, but they have other four and a half months down pat.
| 1 | Philadelphia Eagles | 7-1 | They are looking just as dangerous as last season. | |
| 2 | Miami Dolphins | 6-2 | Eventually they will have to beat a team with a winning record. | |
| 3 | Kansas City Chiefs | 6-2 | If only Mahomes had invested in a flu vaccine. | |
| 4 | Baltimore Ravens | 6-2 | It feed like the Bengals are getting too close for comfort. | |
| 5 | Detroit Lions | 6-2 | That Jahmyr Gibbs is fun to watch and so are the Lions. | |
| 6 | Jacksonville jaguars | 6-2 | Win six in a row and you crack the top five. | |
| 7 | San Francisco 49ers | 5-3 | Lose four in a row and you are dead to me. | |
| 8 | Dallas Cowboys | 5-2 | Typical Cowboys regular season humming right along. | |
| 9 | Seattle Seahawks | 5-2 | So I guess last year wasn’t a fluke. | |
| 10 | Buffalo Bills | 5-3 | They are clinging to remnants of the past. | |
| 11 | Cincinnati Bengals | 4-3 | If the Bengals could just figure out the month of September. | |
| 12 | New York Jets | 4-3 | How do they do it? No Seriously! How? | |
| 13 | Cleveland Browns | 4-3 | Some weeks I actually forget the Browns exist. | |
| 14 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 4-3 | Identity thieves! | |
| 15 | Minnesota Vikings | 4-4 | That was one costly win! | |
| 16 | New Orleans Saints | 4-4 | Angry Derek Carr equally good Derek Carr. | |
| 17 | Atlanta Falcons | 4-4 | If only they had a quarterback. | |
| 18 | Los Angeles Chargers | 3-4 | They beat the Bears so let’s not go too crazy here. | |
| 19 | Tennesse Titans | 3-4 | Ryan Tannehill or four touchdown Will Levis? | |
| 20 | Houston Texans | 3-4 | That was a bad time for a bad loss | |
| 21 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 3-4 | If only that hail marry had been successful. Is God a Bills fan? | |
| 22 | Denver Broncos | 3-5 | Russell Wilson is a few more wins away from “lets ride”. | |
| 23 | Indianapolis Colts | 3-5 | The Colts remain a scrappy team, but that’s about it. | |
| 24 | Los Angeles Rams | 3-5 | That’s a lot of talent and money for just three wins | |
| 25 | Washington Commanders | 3-5 | If only Sam Howell had a defense and didn’t get sacked a lot. | |
| 26 | Las Vegas Raiders | 3-5 | The good news for DeVante Adams, the Packers suck too. | |
| 27 | Green Bay Packers | 2-5 | R-E-L-A-X… Oh who am I kidding, it’s time to panic | |
| 28 | New England Patriots | 2-6 | On the bright side, the Celtics are 3-0 | |
| 29 | Chicago Bears | 2-6 | Chicago fans are use to saying wait till next year | |
| 30 | New York Giants | 2-6 | Danny DeVito’s kid sucks. | |
| 31 | Carolina Panthers | 1-6 | I was getting exited about the prospects of 0-17 | |
| 32 | Arizona Cardinals | 1-7 | Time for a bye, as in, goodbye |
