1 | Philadelphia Eagles | 6-1 | Still the best team in the NFC |
2 | Kansas City Chiefs | 6-1 | Probably the best team in the AFC |
3 | San Francisco 49ers | 5-2 | Could still be the best team in the NFC |
4 | Baltimore Ravens | 5-2 | Did you see what they did to the Lions |
5 | Jacksonville Jaguars | 5-2 | Four in a row, looking for five in a row |
6 | Miami Dolphins | 5-2 | Well I guess they can’t beat good teams |
7 | Detroit Lions | 5-2 | Mama did say there would be days like last week |
8 | Dallas Cowboys | 4-2 | It feels like there 2-4 instead of 4-2. Weird vibes right now. |
9 | Seattle Seahawks | 4-2 | They are hanging in there and winning games. They’ll take it |
10 | Buffalo Bills | 4-3 | There’s a really good team somewhere under this mess |
11 | Cleveland Browns | 4-2 | The Browns QB situation is weird, but they are winning |
12 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 4-2 | The Steelers are the worst 4-2 team in the NFL |
13 | Atlanta Falcons | 4-3 | The Falcons are the worst 4-3 team in the NFL |
14 | Houston Texans | 3-3 | The Texans have the AFC South right where they want them |
15 | Cincinnati Bengals | 3-3 | A healthy Burrow equals a good Burrow and good Bengals |
16 | New York Jets | 3-3 | Lets face it 3-3 feels like 4-2 at this point |
17 | Tampa Bay Buccaners | 3-3 | They just keep dropping on this list. Drop drop drop drop |
18 | Minnesota Vikings | 3-4 | The Vikings are the best 3-4 team in the NFL |
19 | Indianapolis Colts | 3-4 | This is feeling more like a lost season for the Colts |
20 | Washington Commanders | 3-4 | Well it was fun while it lasted. Maybe not that much fun |
21 | Los Angeles Chargers | 2-4 | I thought they were supposed to be better this season? |
22 | Las Vegas Raiders | 3-4 | Well at least you can have fun on the strip after a loss |
23 | New Orleans Saints | 3-4 | Well at least you can have fun on Bourbon St.after a loss |
24 | Los Angeles Rams | 3-4 | Well at least you can have fun…oh never mind. |
25 | Tennesse Titans | 2-4 | Does anybody want to play quarterback for the Titans? |
26 | New England Patriots | 2-5 | So I guess that’s a no on the whole tanking thing. |
27 | New York Giants | 2-5 | Looking more like last year was just a fluke |
28 | Chicago Bears | 2-5 | The Bears need to slow down on the whole wins thing |
29 | Denver Broncos | 2-5 | What was Sean Payton saying again about bad coaching? |
30 | Green Bay Packers | 2-4 | What happened to the Packers? They have fallen off a cliff. |
31 | Arizona Cardinals | 1–6 | They got there one win and now it’s time to look to next year |
32 | Carolina Panthers | 0-6 | Nowhere to go but up. I mean in theory. |